Drawn to Life: The Next chapter TERRIABLE GAME Glitch Discoverd! MUST READ if you OWN THIS GAME!

Hey gamers Kwing here, sadly Ive found some really bad Glitches for the Wii version of this game. My Wife and I had created about 9 characters to show case in the Game Knights video review next week. Sadly a Glitch in the game dis figured all the characters and no matter what I can't seem to fix the characters even using the joint editor.

The character we created were MMPR Jason, Lion O,Sir Daniel,Optimus Prime,TMNT Donny,Hello Kitty,He Man and me. Another happens after riding the vehicle in the cave, some how the game accidentally brought the vehicle with Donny and messed up all save files on this SD card. Its sad to because Don took about 4 hrs to make. Ive contacted our contacts over at THQ and they couldn't believe it. The picture I took is below, at first I thought this was kind of funny. However; now it just fills me with Rage! Another Glitch occurs in the town after the gaining access to the 3rd world. Which caused my Wii to jam at least twice.

-sigh- sadly this game is not looking like it will get a very good Game Knights score. It should be also noted I will not be re making all the characters that were created for this review. However both Jason,He-Man,Lion O and Don will appear briefly in the review. This sprite altering can't be fixed and it will affect all your characters in this game. Again this is very bad and Im shocked this had to happen. Because all things considered this is a decent platforming game.

- Kwing, Game Knights Wii,Ds and PS3 Reviewer.
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This is so EPIC, the only issue I have this is they don't link to my website and they say updated review. This wasn't updated -sigh- My show is not the same as my Gottgame,BLP Gaming,Game KnightZ or written reviews either. Oh well I will take what I can get! Ha Irate and AVGN may be famous, but old Kwing is getting more street cred with Game Developers. BOOYHA!

- Kwing

http://therealgamemaster.com/

I used to write Fanfics!

Man I love the internet, back in my 3rd year of College I wrote a Zelda comedy fanfic called "Legend of Zelda: Age of Lost Yogurt" I also wrote a Smash Bros fanfic and Gundam Wing long time ago. I am such a Nerd, I thought that this time in my life, had to been lost to the void of time. But its back. This has inspired me too WRITE AGAIN! So after I finish my last episodes of Season 3 Ghostbusters,Overlord,Conduit,MyLife as a King and Rune Factory Frontier. I will continue my Age of lost yogurt story, Im thinking of having people stuck in a time warp or something - How else will I explain the outcome of whats been going on? Below is the full 2 chapters. Although I do need to be careful since Ulcer is back, I laughed so hard this morning I cried. I was a great writer, a long time ago

- Kwing

Http://www.therealgamemaster.com

The Legend Of Zelda: Age of the lost...Yogurt!!!

Disclaimer: Hi I'm the author. Well unfortunately these characters are not mine even though I pleaded to the divines, and my laundry mat owner. But I can still pretend that the people of Nintendo are nice, and gave me permission to use them. But guess what I didn't ask them SO THERE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! This fanfic was written at 1:30 am by my six personalities :) Hope u enjoy it as much as we did doing...er writing it.

ACT: ONE

Narrator: Our story begins, as do all stories at North Castle. However; for the state of consistency we will start in the Lost Woods.

Any who we find Link and Zelda doing....*record scratches* OH MY. YOU CAN'T DO THAT THE SENSORS WILL....... (Voice: ) the following program has been restricted do to some sexu..... See WHAT I MEAN! KNOCK IT OFF. Sorry bout that. *Rewind* as I was saying Link and Zelda were relaxing under a shady tree reading Great Expectations. When Link had a thought....

Link: I have a thought.

Zelda: What would that thought be? *Batting her eyes*

Link: Well it's just. How can I say it?

Zelda: Yes? *stars in her eyes*

Link: Its just I really would...like to...

Zelda: Go on.

Link: You see I really could go for....

Zelda: You can say it.

Link: I'd like some Yogurt :)

Zelda: *thud*

Link: Princess you okay? I bet you just need time to yourself. I'll head back to the castle. Later.

Zelda: (that idiot wouldn't know a good thing if it hit him square in the jaw.) *sigh*

Narrator: Meanwhile in someplace hidden, forbidden, and lets not forget all out spooky, Ganon paces, for the poor villain has been defeated over, and over and over...you get the idea. ^_^

GANON: WHY do I always keep losing?? I mean look at me; I'm more buff than that monkey of a hero!!!!! =O

Henchman 9928: Well sir you are the villain.

GANON: GASP!

Wizrobe111: It's true my vile one. Just take a look at your contract, and that should clear up any doubts you may have.

GANON: You're right. Send for the legal guy, and also fetch my reading glasses while you're at it. This print is DARN TINY!!!

Legalguy: You called sire?

GANON: *Shocked* WOW that was faster than the IRS.

Legalguy: Yes yes. Now what is it you want of *posing* LEGAL GUY!!!

GANON: -_-' Who are shouting at?

Legalguy: ? *Ahem* Lets take look-see at the document. (Takes document) hmmmm

GANON: *puzzled* what is it? Tell me.... TELL ME

Legalguy: It's just that it says here.... that

GANON: SPIT IT OooooUuuTtTTTttTTT!!!!!!!

Legalguy: It says here I can save up to 15% on my car insurance if I switch to Geiko.

GANON: How does that help ME?

Legalguy: Who cares! I'm switching to Geiko! *Winks and does thumbs up at camera*

GANON: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?? Why did you just WINK????!!!

Legalguy: I did no such THING!

GANON: YOU WINKED I SAW YOU DO IT!!!!! *Get angry*

Legalguy: You must have imagined it. *winks again*

GANON: THAT TIME I SAW YOU!

Legalguy: Saw what?

GANON: YOU WINked.... uh... ah, screw it!

Just leave I have stuff I need to plan.... *evil laughter* Mwuahahahahaha!!!! MWUAHAHA...ahh....ahhhhhhhchoooo!!!!!!

Legalguy: Bless you. *wink*

GANON: AND STOP THAT WINKING!!!!!! (Imbecile)

Narrator: Meanwhile at the gates of North Castle, Link appears to be in a mess himself......

Link: What do you mean it's EXPIRED?!

Guard: It's just as I told you. Your pass to enter has expired about 1 hour ago.

Link: But that's impossible. You CAN'T shut me out. I live here!!!!!

Guard: *sarcastic* Boo hyphen hoo.

LINK: Listen BUCKET HEAD.....*gate closes* you can't do this to me. I know the Princess! I'll get you fired. You'll never work in this town again!!!

*Kicks gate* OW!!!!!!

Guard 21: Hey Link.

Link: Hey 21.

21: What's the problem?

Link: That guard won't let me in the castle.

21: Bummer. Well listen I'd love to stay and chat but I have to get on duty now.

Link: Hold up! Do you have a pass I could barrow?

21: It's against regulations....

Link: Who's going to know? *Sly smile*

21: Alright just take it. *turns toward gate* Hey FRANK!

Frank: YEAH.

21: Open up would yas?!

Frank: Hold up a min.

*gate grinds open*

21: Hey Frank hows the Mrs.?

Frank: BAH! I've been sleepin on the couch 'bout a week now.

21:Yikes that's rough.

Frank: Tell me 'bout it.

21: Well I gots the graveyard swift tonight.

Frank: I hear ya. Later.

*gate closes*

Link: Well here goes nothin'. *slips card to guard*

Guard: Good evening Mr. Iwata.

Link:HI -_-'

Guard: I thought you were on trip to Termaina?

Link: I was then I cameback because.....? (think, think, think)

Guard: ....

Link: I forgot my keys. THATS it! :)

Guard: And you didn't realize this a year ago -_-'

*gate opens, Link steps through*

Link: Well it took me a while to realize I didn't have pockets. *nervous laugh* (Stupid. Real good.)

Guard: Hmmm I see, well when you're rich I guess... ah nevermind.

*gate shuts*

Guard: Goodnight Mr. IWATA.

Link: You too guard. (Can't believe it worked, heh heh)

Guard: (Funny, I thought was short and Asian? Oh well!)

Narrator: As Link heads toward Zelda's chamber he seems to think he forgot something.

Link: Why do I feel like I'm forgetting something......

Narrator: Because I told you, that's why! =D

Link: *shrugs* Ohhh okay, thanks! ^_^

*Knock knock*

Zelda: Who is it?

Link: Link!

Zelda:Link who?

Link: Zelda it's me, Link

Zelda: Zelda it's me Link? Who's that?

Link *THUD* No Zelda its me LINK!!!!!

Zelda: STOP IT. Now your just confusing me!

Link: Ugh. *Pushes open door* Hi honey I'm hom.....AHHHHH!!!! *Axe comes hurdling toward his head*

Zelda: LINK?! Are you okay?

*Axe embedded in the door frame inches from Link's head*

Link: *face white as a ghost* ImMm GoOd.

Zelda: Next time you enter a woman's chambers it would be wise to say who you are.

Link: *looks at the camera and shrugs*

Zelda: What took you so long to get home?

End of Act 1

The Legend Of Zelda: Age The Lost Yogurt Chapter 2

Disclaimer: Hey it’s me again. Thanks for the reviews. :) SooOOOOoo you want more huh? Well happy to oblige. Since I'm going to be away for a while so I thought I'd write chapter 3 as well. If there are any more complaints then I.... I’ll...I'LL CRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Or not. I could come when you are sleeping and force you to listen to 60's protest music. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!.... sorry I know that’s scary. Moving on. Anyway blah, blah, blah these character are not mine. They're owned by Nintendo...blah blah...and etc.

Oh yeah. Any use of Legalguy without my permission will result in a tragic and sudden death. I will kill you until you die from it!

With that said have a great day. :) In other words Legalguy is my creation just like Nintendo owns Legend Of Zelda. I own Legalguy!

So there. Boo-hoo!!!!

Scene 706 or Act:2

The Narration Job!

Narrator: well I'm here to give the people what they want. My own cooking show! *Martha Stewart type music playing*

Greetings! Today we are going to make fresh Koopa shell. Hmmmmm tasty. The first step is to turn on the oven like so. Remember to preset the oven to 400 degrees and ...... *Unnatural noises heard*

Link: What in the Sages is going ON here!!!!!

Narrator: *nervous laugh* Whatever do you mean?

Link: It looks to me like you are doing a cooking show! Well!?

Narrator: So what if I am? What are you going to do about it fairy boy? Hmm?

Link: The first thing I'm going to do is....

Narrator: You can’t hurt me I'm not REAL! Muhahahahahahaha! In fact you are going to help me!

Link: Bah! It is to laugh! HA HA HAHA!

Narrator: You asked for it! *As Link was about to attack the Narrator he noticed the oven had something shiny in it, and he thought to himself, "I wonder what this could be."*

Link: (I wonder what that object could be) *steps inside oven*

Narrator: (heh heh)

Link: Hey there is nothing in here.

*door shuts*

NOOOooooOOOOOOoooo. DuUmMb!

Narrator: Now you see why evil will always triumph. Because GOOD is dumb! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Link: man I feel sheepish!

*Ganon Appears*

Ganon: THIS IS ALL WRONG!!!!!!!

Narrator: *brow raised*

Ganon: I’m the BAD GUY! ME! *Confused*

Narrator: Hmmmm

Ganon: I'll show you whose more EVIL!

*Opens oven door*

Narrator: I take that back evil is dumber than good!

Link: See what I have to deal with!

*Zelda appears out of nowhere*

Zelda: ENOUGH ALREADY!!!!!!! *Voice thunders*

*All cringe*

Link: See now lOok WhAt yOu DiD.....*fear grips him*

Ganon: I want my Mommy!!!!

Zelda: I'll show you ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Much chaos ensues*

AAAHHHHHHHhhhhhhh

NoooOOOOOoooo

ThE HoRroR...THE HORROR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can’t feel my legs!!!!!!! Wait I don’t have legs! Even worse!

*Screen fades. Happy soothing music plays, and Link appears*

Link: Hi you might know me as Link. The Hero Of Time. Or Savior of Hyrule. Well do to the censors getting on our backs lately we are not able to show you what is going on behind me. But trust me it is WICKED SWEET!!!!!! Of course since I'm the Hero, and everyone loves me, and doesn't want any harm to come to me I will not be harmed in anyway possible. So just sit back and rel..... *paper handed to Link by somebody’s hand* This just in we here at Nintendo would give our permission to see Link pounded into a pulp. Sincerely, the Guys at Nintendo. Ummm there seems to be a problem. Wait! Lets take a poll. How many of you want to see me beaten within an inch of my life?

*Poll appears..*

Link loses.

Link: Well isn’t that just TERRIFIC! WHOEVER VOTED YOU ARE OFF MY GOOD THINGS LIST!!!!!!!!!!! I MEAN IT THIS TIME!

*hand grabs Link from faded background* NOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.....*POW* OW *SLAM*

PAIN! *THUD* OoooHhhHHh ThE HuMaNiTy......

*thrashing stops and Zelda appears in Link's place*

Zelda: Hi everyone. *Waves* Now that I’ve taught those guys a lesson. *Groans heard* I think it would be fair for you the reader to get your story. So lets get back to the original plot, which was *drum roll* ... Nothing!

*thud* -_-' That can't be right! We had a plot didn’t we??

Scene 904. Act 2: Before the Silliness!

Narrator: We left Link and Zelda in the bedchambers at North Castle. But because I'm curious about Ganon.....

Ganon: BINGO!!!!!!!

Wizrobe 222: What is it Evil One?

Ganon: Hmm?

Stalfos 3: You said Bingo?

Ganon: Thats because I WON!!! *Dances for joy*

All: -_-'

Stalfos 3: Sir we are playing blackjack! *sighs*

Ganon: *happy dance ceases* Are you questioning me!?

All: *back away slowly*

Stalfos 3: Sire we aren’t playing Bingo. Therefore you can't win like that.

Ganon: *sly grin* So then. Are you saying I'm wrong!?

Stalfos 3: Well, yeah!

All: *GASP*

Ganon: I thought so! *Turns around* WHY YOU MISERABLE LITTLE WORM! I'LL CHEW YOU UP AND SPIT YOU OoOOOoUUUuuuTTTtttTTTTTttt!!!!!!!

All: (not here anymore. just don’t think about it)

*Grand piano crushes 3*

Narrator: Does anyone want to know where the piano came from?

All: NO!!!

Narrator: Drat... ;_;

Ganon: Well now that I've won at Bingo! *snaps fingers*

Legalguy: Yes O Smelly One.

Ganon: I want you to do something for me Legalguy.

Legalguy: Get you Geiko too?

Ganon: Yes. But not right now.

Legalguy: Are you sure?

Ganon: WHAT!? ARE YOU DEAF!!!!

Legalguy: (now I am)

Ganon: I cant read your thought patterns! STOP THAT! What do you think this is A CHEAP COMIC BOOooOOoKKkkkKKKkkkk!???????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Legalguy: Of course not. What is your bidding my somewhat fat master?

Ganon: I want you to infiltrate North Castle and do evil bad type THINGS!

Legalguy: I'm out of spray paint. I used it last week on LAWYERMAN's car!

Ganon: I see. Well then just sell them door to door annoying items!

Legalguy: It shall be done!

Ganon: ha haha HA HAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....

Legalguy: ha haha HA HAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! *cough*

*fade to black screen*

Narrator: Oh No. Selling door-to-door items. WHAT fiends! What will happen to our unsuspecting heroes?

Tune in tomorrow same time, same channel... *cheesy music*

End of Act 2

Author Notes: Hmmmmm guess that was interesting. YUP. That’s the word well thought I'd annouce my original weekly humorous stories.

The Adventures Of LEGALGUY! Starting August 1st be sure to read and laugh till ya feel sick :) Also for future reference my Zelda stories will be moved to starting July 9th. Also my Smash Bro and Gundamwing fanfics will be up on around the same time as Legalguy appears on this site.

Be sure to catch Act 3: The Final Chapter: The Lost Yogurt makes an appearance...sort of!

Now here is a sneak peek of my original work, LEGALGUY!

Disclaimer: Do any of you remember the Tick cartoon show? Well if you don’t it was a good show. But Legalguy has nothing to do with that. I copyright Legalguy.

LORD TIMMY of COB! My sister copyrights Lawboy.

Legalguy: It was a day like any other day. My ceiling fan was broken so my clothes were sticking to me and it was getting really uncomfortable! Really.

Then there came a knock on my door:

.........

Legalguy: ahem. I said a knock at my door..... -_-'

I SAID a knock at my door. *Visibly annoyed*

I SAID A KNOCK AT MY DOOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Knock...knock*

Legalguy: She was by far the fattest guy I've ever seen.

fatlady: Excuse me?

Legalguy: (blast) Now I get a thought bubble!!!

fatlady: You must help me Legalguy!

Legalguy: What appears to be the trouble?

fatlady: It’s my cat.

Legalguy: Your cat?

fatlady: Yes my cat! *sob*

Legalguy: I see. So how much does your cat owe you?

fatlady: He owes me everything.

Legalguy: *sly smile* Really. Now I do charge a small fee of 30%. Also that is subject to change. *Wolfish grin*

fatlady: I'm sorry?

Legalguy: Yes my fee. You know my fee you pay me to--

fatlady: Rescue my cat out of a tree!?

Legalguy: Right, to rescue your-- *THUD* What?!

fatlady: Well you are a superhero are you not? I mean you’re dressed in a cape and cowl.

Legalguy: Oh I SEE.

fatlady: Excuse me?

Legalguy: JUST BECAUSE I WEAR A CAPE AND COWL YOU THINK I'M A HERO?! DID YOU EVER THINK I LIKE WEARING THEM TO WORK!!?????!!!! HUH???!!!

fatlady: Well I just assumed....!

Legalguy: Ah HA! You assumed!

fatlady: I don’t need to take this you know! I could go to Superman or Postageguy!

Legalguy: FINE!

fatlady: You know YOU ARE VERY RUDE MAN!

Legalguy: You're breaking my heart! HAHAHAHA!!!

fatlady: WHY YOU!!!! TAKE THIS!!!

Legalguy*BOP* OW! *BOP* STOP IT! *BOP* This is wrong! Do you hear me wrong!!! *SMASH* FoR ThE LoVE Of MmIikkKKeee... *CRACK* .... It hurts.....*WHOMP*

*knocked out*

fatlady: I'll be sure to tell my friends about you, jerk.

Narrator: And so ends yet another exciting short adventure of Legalguy. Be sure to tune in weekly starting August 1st for my words of wisdom from....

Legalguy: Ah BITE ME!

Be sure to tune in readers August 1st only at Fiction

The Original series Legalguy and Lawboy. All characters are owned and created by me.

If you would like to see a drawing of Legalguy and crew please email me. Thank you and as

Legalguy would say.

Legalguy: Go TALK to somebody who gives a FLYING TODD!!!!!
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The Truth about Big Game companies and Game Reviewers.!

Hey Gamers! Its Kwing here, I started writing a little bit on YT channel tonight. It all started with a question about Halo. I simply said it and all FPS games today are "overrated and the same thing over and over. This lead into Big media gaming companies and Reviewing sites. I will now reveal the truth about Journalist game reviews, compaired to mine. The real reason why you guys hear so much praise from IGN,Gamespot, GT etc when it comes to games like Halo, Gears, and any other FPS, third person shooter on the market is.....MONEY! The journalists get a high commission or extra green for lying about the game! Why? To sell the idea to consumers. That's you guys or you're Mommy and Daddy. The Reviewers, are sugar coating the game to make it seem like the best thing since pre silced bagels! And they do it all for the more add revenue.

Now I did that once when I worked for Big business in sales. But I left the company after awhile. It was devouring my soul to lie to people and smile while I did it. Its all about marketing the product. Haven't any of you figured out why FPS and Third person shooters are game of year almost every year? They get more MONEY! An old saying people used on me back in the day was, an Honest salesmen starves! Which isn't true, lying eventually catches up to you. You're Sin will weigh you down man. That's why most people have Guilt. well not so much anymore, since we are Moraless society. Its not just my opinion, lots of my fellow Reviewers and Journalists agree. But They just won't lose their job over it. Commission pays the bills folks. See 360 is pushing the limit its been almost 3 yrs and they only have a little over 30 Million sold! Why is that? Consumers are getting bored.

See the game industry crashed 20 some yrs go with Atari and Intellivision doing the same type of games. Improving the graphics just a little more every 5 yrs and the same old controls. People got bored, it will happen again. Even though people say it won't. If we di not learn from History we are what folks? If you said Smart! WRONG! If you don't learn, you're doomed to repeat it! Over and Over and OVER AGAIN. The NES came out in 85 in here in the states and made a major sales killing Then it trickled down a little during the Genesis and Snes days. Some how in 95 it boomed out of control, thanks to the Playstation. Ps2 nobody could touch them. But the Gamecube, Xbox,360 and PS3 have not done well at all. DS is close to Ps2's record Wii is the best and fastest selling console since the PSX. The price is a big part of it. Its cheap and fun for the whole family. People like that kind of stuff and buy,buy BUY it right of the shelf. This Nov will be 3 yrs of sold out. Thats pretty nuts, for "kids toy".

I remember when they came to us in 04, to the business company I worked with and they were talking about a touch screen system. Everyone laughed at them, no one will play it. Its got N64 graphics, you won't sell 30 Million of these in 4 yrs. Wish i had stock in Nintendo... My point is, people say they don't like change but they do. DS and Wii sales is proof of that. The 360 target audience of FPS and M rated gamers is barley 40 Million worldwide. They can't appeal to everyone, even though they are trying. I would bet they won't sell more then maybe 60 Million in the next 2 yrs if that. But sadly Sony is having the most trouble. Hi price point, lacking 3rd party support, expensive developer kits. Its like they ripped a page out of the N64's play book and they are doing just as well as the N64 did, which is not good.

I don't look at this as Nintendo fanboy. I was born during the back bankruptcy of the video game industry. I saw the NES take over, the world. In cartoons, cereal, clothing, radio programs, comics, toys, merchandise! I even had Zelda bed sheets. I have never seen a company take hold of culture the way the Entertainment system did. Not saying it can't happen again. But the industry needs to stop mocking new idea's and break from the mold. Or in another decade who knows. But people will not be buying in drones. PSX was huge when it came out. PS2 was better and with Ps3 consumers are like ok cool I get a Blue Ray Player, Online play, some exclusive games, ps2 controller and its how much? Case in point. That why the140 Million who bought Ps2, 80 Million of them won't buy a Ps3, including myself. Why do you think that is? Most its the price, Sony thinks they can jack up the price and people will buy. From a marketing point of view that doesn't work and I would know.

Sorry im writing so much, im bored. Plus Kwife is playing Rune Factory... My point is when a product is marked up consumers, don't go for brand they go for practical. 360 is a good buy, even though it breaks down....a lot. Sony is still trying to tell the consumer (us) what is the best and why we need to buy it. Yet they won't lower the price, by affordable means at all. Why? Because the system cost a lot to make. And the developer kits cost thousands of dollars. I think 30 to be exact. Companies this year alone have gone out of business because of PS3 games not selling well. Factor 5 was one of them... When I get going......I can go all night. I got out of sales because they like to run honest guys like me out on a rail. Why? Because I wasn't selling the product to the customer, I was making customers for life, getting them what they really needed. Not what they didn't want. So I feel pretty angry at Sony as a whole when they use sales tactics like that. In the ealry PSX days they where the new guys on the block and good really good. Then they got arrogant like the Nintendo's last President. That guy was jerk! He burned bridges with Square Soft and Konami. He made fun of other developers. Threaten people and acted like an arrogant loser. Much like how Sony has been acting since 2005.

I don't like buying products from people out to make money. I support companies that want to make games for everybody. Sony got swallowed up the way Nintendo did back in the mids 90s. They are full of themselves and are all about money. Even in movies today they show only Sony products in every movie. Its like im getting a sony brand commercial in every movie i see. Like Spider man 3, Iron Man and even Mall Cop! Yeah you heard me Mall COP! I don't buy Sony products for that reason alone. To much in your face crap. ARGH! It just annoys me. When we as a whole only buy name brand, what is happening is we are monopolizing our selves. The people benefiting from that are big Big companies. Then they increase prices. Because we will buy it anyway. Not me.

Which I will conclude in what makes me different then the rest of the lot. See old Kwing is honest to the degree of having lost jobs, for looking out for the average joes and the soccer Moms. When people can't afford something I don't push them into buying a plasma Tv and opening a credit card to put them into debt. I take that same approach with my Business, therealgamemaster.com! As long as Im in charge of that company I will do honest and tell you the gamers what is worth renting and what is really worth owning. I would happy to except some advertising but not enough to buy my score of the game. Honesty is important and its a dying breed in this world. If you have integrity your not weak, you have something rare others won't understand. Cherish it and walk the straight path. Not only will you become the better person, but you won't be cheating others, in order for you to gain success. Using people in anyway is wrong and needs to stop. Like Big Business, Big Govt and monopolies of all shapes and sizes. Thanks for reading this gamers, God bless and Happy gaming.

- Kwing

E3 Nintendo 2009 Kwing's thoughts

Well another E3 has came and went. Like always Nintendo put out an Ok show. Nothing fancy and the only real new announcement had to with 4 Super Mario Titles and a new mature Metroid Adventure. Which I am stoked for, but learning of the Prime Trilogy for Wii has me all Metroid out recently. Both Zelda and Miyamoto or MIA this year, other then Spirit Tracks...which im not looking forward to btw! Nintendo mentioned the 100 Million DS users, but didn't really play the numbers game. Last I checked they were at 100 Million by April. I found it odd Iwata didn't brag about the 50 Million Wii's sold either. Instead he said he was more possible Gamers, which greatly exceeds the 290 Million gamers around the world. If anyone can do this the Big N can. Other then that the show was boring, but no embarrassments on Nintendo's part. Except they showed more Wii Sports Resort this year was Sky Diving, Archery and Basketball. I will admitt it looks fun, although what Reggie said is worrying me... so if i miss in real life, it is my own fault and not the game? BLAST IT ALL! I was terriable when it came to playing real sports -sigh-

Mario seems to be the man of the hr for Nintendo this year. 4 New titles. I am only excited by 2. New Super Mario Bros and Mario and Luigi 3! Mario Galaxy 2! Pass. I loved the 1st one, the game looks great. But the music is midi? If it is not orchestrated like the last game. That means Nintendo is just trying to pump out a New Mario game and rake in more cash. If that is the case I will pass on it again. New Super Mario Bros looks like the DS game, but with 4 players. Thats not really revolutionary and Nintendo is 2 systems late. Mario and DK for the DSi looks ok, but Ive never really got into the series. Although the create a stage feature is good move. The game I am most excited by is Maro and Luigi 3!

I Love this series and was green with envy when Japan had free roam of this game for some time. I have heard nothing but praise from my friends over in Japan. Which annoys me since I couldn't play it. SInce my Wife plays the DS a lot, I will have to get another DS just to play this and that new cop game. The COP game is good because it uses the GTA formula and lets players take on the roll of an edgy COP! Not a criminal! This game looks like it will be Anime ish and a lot of fun. I may have to get my hands on this title as well, down the road. I know its one thing to play as the bad guys over and over again, Bu t now you are a good guy? SIGN me UP!

Ok so lets talk about Wii fit Plus! In all honesty I haven't used it because like everyone else I lose weight. But since I am MEDICALLY under weight to begin with, Im not a fan of the Wii Balance board. Wii Fit is selling like crazy a year later and people are still paying 7 times a week. Who thought exercising could be this much fun? Well I sure didn't! Wii Fit 2 or Plus as the case would combines to games in one, Im not lying it really does. It takes the Wii Fit game and adds the work out playlist like EA sports Active. Which if EA is reading this, Im still awaiting the game to review it for Gottgame. For the 1st time in Plus "Players will know what its like to walk a mile in Mario's shoes" but how can that work? The Wii balance board says you can't jump on it. So Mario JUMPS! Figure that one out Nintendo. Kwife says that she is looking forward to Wii Fit plus later this year. Don't worry I will have a lot to say about the game, once it releases.

My biggest disappointment came with Reggie saying that Nintendo has been listening to their fans. I would have been happy with anything. Kirby, Starfox or Kid Icraus. What I got was Metroid. Nintendo has put out a bunch of Metroid games in the last 10 yrs. Now big Nintendo stars like Link,Kirby and fox have taken a back seat to Samus? Wow that is a shocker. Granted Golden Sun DS was a major surprise....and I am still foaming at the mouth quite a bit. All the other stuff wasn't new NEW stuff. Being in the industry a s I am now, you catch hints from developers in interviews and rumor's all the time . With that view point in mind, Im no longer really look at Nintendo press coverage from a fan's perspective.

Although did grow up with a Nes and a GB! Nintendo will always be about everyone and I feel this show demonstrated that. Still you can't help but feel, a little let down that Link won't be appearing other then on the DS anytime soon. But Mario can have 4 games and Link gets one? I know its a little juvenile, but how is that fair? The only thing that made me angry this year was the Sony press conference big reveal of their PSP Go (that looks like an over priced DS) and the "NEW" motion controls that vaguely resemble the Wii mote and Nun-chuck. The sincerest form of flattery is when you copy someone. But if Nintendo can get sued by companies for the Wii mote concept, how can Sony get away with this? That just doesn't sit well with me at all. Other then that I enjoyed this years E3 and watched the whole thing with Mrs Kwing.

- Kwing, Game Knights Radio

Kwing official Web Designer has 2nd Baby and its a BOY!

Pensacola websites designer's Wife, has a had their 2nd Baby. I am proud to say the baby is healthy and so is the mother. So congrats are in order. The baby was born on my parents 27th Anniversary, Friday May 8th. Now for the bad news! The Ranting BEAR.... has created a ranting BLOG! What ever you do DON'T GO TO THIS SITE! Oh and the Kwing official website won't have anything new added for a while because of the new baby. So God bless both of you and good luck with the 2 kiddies.

- Kwing

The real meaning of Separation of Church and state!

Im getting really feed up with Kids,Teenagers and even some Adults using "Separation of Church and State" line over and over again to remove morals from our country! I am NOT standing for it anymore. I took time out of my day to write a personal email to a user, who like the rest of our culture today is blinded to the truth of the issue. I am positive that the founding fathers are rolling around in there graves! With the mess the Liberal President's,Media,Politicians,Teachers,
Scientists and just stupid people
in general are doing to this
free country of ours!

The only evidence these nut jobs yield for their argument is Jefferson's letter. That's all a letter! Infact there is nothing in the constitution defending the Governments almost 50 yr attack on decency,morality and Churches! I for one will tell you the reader,
what the heck is going on with this so called issue.

The wrong meaning of the line Separation of church and state is this example! Which has been taught in secular schools since the 1960's. To the secular humanist persuasion, it means that the churches can make no public acknowledgment of religion, No religious displays any time of the year, even in front churches or private property cause it may offend someone, No recognizing tax exemptions for churches, and regulates religious expressions in public.


Meaning they try to silence Christians by not allowing us to witness,pray or even have a bible in schools, or even or own businesses, which in turn is messing with our 1st Amendment rights! They also sue churches and throw ministers in Jail for preaching about Homosexuality as a Sin and label it a hate crime.

The Govt tries to moderate and control the churches! Which is very wrong and they use the line keeping Church and Govt separate! Now this no where in the constitution and the only mention of Church and state is again in a letter Jefferson wrote.



When Jefferson wrote the letter he was talking about that the Govt will not set up a nationalized church. Thats it end of story. People are using that words meaning way out of context and im feed up with people, miss quoting the letter Jefferson wrote! The reason is because during this time an Anglican church had been forcing people to attend its services, pay tithes and had persecuted all other Christian churches and added to the gospel. All of that for one is not biblical and on top of all that this Church, was breaking the Constitution! Both Jefferson even though he was a deist and Madison stood up against this church and said faith is suppose to be Free and without fear! Meaning churches could express Christ with out the Govt controlling their actions.

“Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances!" The Father of the United States Constitution, James Madison had this clause put into the Constitution for a darned good reason, so the government, wouldn't force Americans to attend a state-controlled church! Nothing more nothing less. Their comments about keeping Morals out of society is very wrong too. Taking Faith out of America, is not a good thing. But don't take my word for it, read for you're selves what the 1st president said in his farewell speech.



"Of all the dispositions and habits which lead to political prosperity, religion and morality are indispensable supports. In vain would that man claim the tribute of patriotism who should labor to subvert these great pillars of human happiness, these firmest props of the duties of man and citizens. The mere politician, equally with the pious man, ought to respect and to cherish them. A volume could not trace all their connections with private and public felicity. Let it simply be asked, Where is the security for property, for reputation, for life, if the sense of religious obligation desert the oaths, which are the instruments of investigation in Courts of Justice?

And let us with caution indulge the supposition that morality can be maintained without religion. Whatever may be conceded to the influence of refined education on minds of peculiar structure, reason and experience both forbid us to expect that national morality can prevail in exclusion of religious principle. It is substantially true, that virtue or morality is a necessary spring of popular government. The rule, indeed, extends with more or less force to every species of free government. Who, that is a sincere friend to it, can look with indifference upon attempts to shake the foundation of the fabric?"

- George Washington 1796

So if you have been paying attention, our Govt for the people by the people. Is being run by liberals who want to run people of faith, Christians and Jews out of this land. A land given to us by God and formed on the principles of morality and faith found in the Bible. I for one am proud of people like Ms. CA and others, for standing up for their faith and beliefs. Why should the far left, push good people around? Just because we don't want to push an agenda forced on to us by them? To me that doesn't seem like a democracy or even a republic anymore. Thats FASCISM!! Did we learn NOTHING from Hitler and his war against the Jews? If we don't learn from history, we are doomed to repeat it! George Santayana said that. Yet we continue to destroy our nation the same way the Babylonians,Greeks and Romans. By destroying the moral foundation of our country. Obama said we are no longer a Christan nation and the fact he said that is terrifying it self. No president has ever said that! EVER!


So what do we do? There are 1 Billion Christians in this world and 60% of the US claims to be born again! If so we need to stop acting like the silent minority and stand up for our 1st Amendment rights! The liberals of this country don't want you to have a voice. They are similar to how the Nazi's where in Germany. If you don't do what we tell you, then you are our enemy! Listen the next election is 3 1/2 yrs away. Obama has done more in his 1st 100 days then any liberal President in history has done against moral fabric of our Nation. Don't beleive me research the bills and stuff he has signed and put into action. He is a smooth talker, but his heart is full of wickedness. However; History does smile on the weakset party and always seem to gain seats back when all seems lost. In this case the Dems have had the house and senate since W's 2nd term and our nation hasn't got any better.
So let me ask you again? Are you going to be silent and let the libs,Media and Hollywood movies,producers and actors tell you how to live your life and rasie your kids? We need to do more then just pray we need to act! We need to fight back and find our voice. I will leave you folks with a favorite quote of mine....

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil, is for Good men to do nothing"
- Sir Edmund Burke

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What does it mean to be a REAL GAMER?

Hi I am Kwing: "The real game master" and Im here to talk about a troubling subject and that is "fanboism." Console Wars have been raging on now for since the "Genesis can't and Nintendon't days." Thoughs commercials were really funny back then too. Still they didn't get as ugly as today! That's because of the internet folks. If the net was as powerful as today back in the Snes and Sega days that would have been bad times indeed.Still what drives me nuts is that Kids today, don't know the meaning behind words like Casual,Hardcore and Master. Below I will tell everyone the true Meaning of those terms!

A Casual gamer today is word used to describe the Wii gamers and slumps them together with people that don't really play games, hardly at all. It is a term the "Hard core gamers" Halo/smash etc use to annoy gamers that don't play their games. In reality the term has a far different meaning. Its also contradicts the Halo and Smash Gamers for calling other gamers that term. When in FACT, that is exactly what a Smash/Gears/Halo and WOW Gamer is! Still with me folks? Here is the correct term for a s Casual Gamer.

Casual Gamer, is reference to people that only play one type of game! Thats all it means. It can also be geared to include someone that plays roughly 10 to 20 hrs a week or even 30 Hrs a week! See a true casual gamer only plays really one genre. Examples include FPS,Fighting,Party,Simulation and Online RPGS! See a casual gamer plays what they like, and you want to know what there is nothing wrong with that! Most casual gamers only own anywhere from 10 to 30 games...if that. Usually your girl friend would be a casual gamer since she only plays a few select games a month or yr. My Wife is an excellent example of a casual gamer. She likes playing either war games or sims games and that's it. She doesn't like to branch out. In most cases you will not see a Halo gamer playing Brawl, or a Brawl gamer playing Gears of War. Also casual gamers are more likely to play their same game over and over...and over...for days weeks and years on end. They spend barley $200 dollars a year on NEW games! However; they do spend more money then gamers, in terms of renewing online subscriptions to their favorite games. The casual gamers are made of about 20 or 35 Million and has been growing steadily since the mid 90s. Most casual gamers were introduced to games at it was considered except able in our culture and not before.

Now lets move onto the "Gamer". Having some fun now huh? What is a gamer today? Gamer today is considered some one who plays a handful of games, but isn't at the commitment level of say a Halo or hardcore gamer. At least that is what our culture says. However; regardless of what "Hardcore" crowd says. a Gamer is more powerful in terms of games then they are. See a Gamer is the real macoy! They really like playing all kinds of games, instead of a few and going with the crowd! A great example of that is a PS3 or Wii gamer! Before you start to foaming at the mouth, clam down and keep reading!

Yes you heard me right a Wii gamer is a true gamer. Now why do I say that? Well did you know that over 12 million Wii owners have downloaded past hit games online? Like Super Mario Bros.,Legend Of Zelda,CastleVania,Mega Man,Metroid,Street Fighter 2 and the list goes on and on. Unlike the "Casuals" Xbox Live, more Wii owners are downloading all kinds of games on the VC and the virtual channel has almost every genre! RPG,Fighting,Platforming,Action,Puzzle,Sim and so much more. Both the Wii and Ps3 offer I wide range of games for their customers. Although at times the Wii is subject to a lot of shovel ware and party games. Both systems do offer more of variety then the 360. Sadly the 360 comes out with my Scifi FPS/horror/third person/action games, then any of the other systems on the market today! No lies its all true, go to your local game store and look at the variety that Nintendo and Sony offer!

Keep in mind this is not based on a rabid fan boy, this is just what it means to be a real gamer. Lets continue, shall we? Great! The "Gamer"is some one who plays lots of games and ventures outside of the casual realm! He or she will play, roughly 30 to 40 Hrs a week. The Gamer is open to playing new and old games and is excited by most of genre's. They reads about games and sometimes write blogs for gaming fan site. The Gamer spends about 50 bucks a month on games and owns roughly 50 to 80 games. They will also roughly spend $500 to $600 a yr on games and gaming related merchandise. The True Gamer is not affarid of the bargain bin gaming, renting games and buying pre owned games! For a True Gamer, gaming is a part of thier life but at the same time they have a life.

Let me just say. that I am having so much fun writing this and educating the gaming community!
My level of gaming transcends a True Hard core gamer and I will explain soon enough. Still let me talk about "the hardcore gamer" as before I will tell you the current meaning, followed by the real meaning. In our culture today a Hardcore Gamer, is a term describe a girl or boy who only plays hardcore games like Halo,Brawl,WOW,Gears of War etc. They are very rude and mostly crude individuals who like to prey on and humiliate people online by performing "Tea Bags" and other ways to "pwn" some one new to the game. They throw out the word Newbie or use profanity like their native tongue. They also like to start system wars topics on forums sites and ear rape people while playing online games. They also coin the term of freedom of speech to its extremities! However; this is not what "True Hardcore Gamer" is!

What is a True Hardcore gamer? Well they are the next step on the ladder that is gaming! A Hardcore gamer enjoys playing most genre's, spanning multiple systems and has an utmost passion for gaming. Hardcore gamers love playing all types of games and most of them have been gaming since the Silver Age of Gaming! The 1980's! This folks are not ashamed to say they are a part of the "Mario Generation". They have played most of the great games from the 80s and 90s. They owned both systems during the console wars and made out like bandits. They see Mario and Soinc as estranged bros instead of bitter rivals! They have been called "Gamers" long before it was considered hip or cool in the eyes of their peers. Yes the Hardcore gamers are the ones who grew up with the NES,befriended the Genesis, partied with the N64 and graduated with the PSX!

The are the few and the proud and the real Hardcore gamers! Examples of men and woman of the hardcore world UltraNeko,Swag,HVGN,Irate,Goose etc. They write Reviews, work for gaming sites like IGN and Gamespot. These are the children of the 80s who shaped gaming and made it what it is today! To sum it up a Hard core gamer - Play's most game Genre's. Although most avoid Puzzle,Girly,Platforming and online RPG's. they beaten roughly 300 games in their lifetime and play anywhere from 50 to 60 hrs a week. They are the back bone of the gaming community! Some Own over 200 games and are avid game collectors. They spend over a hundred dollars a month on games! They buy magazines,DVDS, write Reviews, make video Reviews or other gaming videos. The Hardcore gamer is active and always ready to play. Yearly they spend roughly $700 or more on everything gaming. They remember their childhood and aren't afraid to replay the classic's of old. They get games from Gamefly,block buster,Hollywood video,bargain bins,discount stores,garages sales. Above all else they think Console wars are silly and that you should play what makes you happy and you alone!

We are coming to the end of this little article. I have said my name at the begining of this article and in all my Reviews so I will say it again. I am Kwing "the real game master" but what does that mean? Throwing that word around seems to angry a lot of people in the industry today. Because what people think it means today is not its real meaning. Today the term Game Master is used for people that cheat, do speed runs and walk through s online. Or pwn somebody else on the internet in a shooting or fighting game. No I am happy to say that is not the words true meaning. In order to understand the meaning of the word, he have to travel back to 1989!

Captain N the game Master! Name sound familiar? How about Kevin Keene? Still nothing? I'll explain see Kevin was a "Hardcore Gamer" but he went beyond that. He wasn't ok if just getting through the game the fastest or getting the best score. No he wanted to conquer the game, find everything, discover short cuts and Master every game he has ever played. Which back then would have been about 250 maybe 300. However; just because Kevin Mastered many games, that didn't mean he would always be perfect at them. I mean he is human after all. For even a Game Master sometimes needs help. That is the difference between someone who is arrogant who isn't open to improving themselves in the game. As opposed to someone who learns from thier mistakes and listen to others. A true Game Master goes above and beyond the call of duty in terms of gaming. Which does border on insanity.

Most Game Masters, were gamers that grew up around to many video games because children would mock and make them social out casts. Games became there closet friends. Being called a Game Master was not meant for praise, rather it was an insult. Most of us were called Nerds and made fun for our love of gaming. The only respect we earned was with our High Scores! A True Game Master, will play all the games we can. Even the really bad games like Barbie,Gi Joe,ET,Superman 64, Batman Dark Tomorrow and so many more. We play the games you shouldn't! A Game master tries to own as many systems as possible, although most of us seem to have more retro systems then current gen. Unless he or she doesn't own them. Gaming is very expensive, believe me! Still the portable gaming systems like a GBA,PSP and DS are a Game Masters best friend! Why cheap games spanning all types of variety! Booyha! It should be also noted that most Game Masters are crazy! A "Game Master" owns no less then 500 games! He or she has beaten over 300 games including current and Retro! They are leaders in there field and kind to others! Now comes the crazy part folks. Game Masters have capitalized on there talents and abilities. They sell there work and perform a grand service to gamers every where. They are willing to share their knowledge and pass on Tips and Tricks to their friends and fans! Game Masters do whatever it takes to master any game. Game Masters don't live they Game! For Gaming isn't a way of life to a Master, it is life.

- Kwing

Tenchu: Shadow Assassins (Wii) Game Review

Tenchu Shadow Assassins Review! Tenchu 4 Review. 天誅4! How well does Rikimaru and Ayame fair on the Nintendo Wii! Find out in Tenchu 4 Review #96 of Kwing Reviews!

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Metroid (Nes/Wii) Game Review

Metroid Review! Metroid marks my 95th Review. Metroid is Samus first game. So how well does Metroid stand up after 20 years? Watch the review to find out!

We Ski (Wii) Game Review

We Ski Review. We Ski a game that uses the Wii Balance Board. But is it any good? Watch to find out. We Ski is my 94th Review. Kwing Reviews is in association with Gottgame.

Animal Crossing City Folk (Wii) Game Review

Animal Crossing is not really the type of game I enjoy the most. However' that doesn't mean Nintendo didn't make a great game non the less.

Kirby's Adventure Game Review (Nes/Wii)

Kirby's Adventure is the review my Wife has waited almost 2 years for! How well does the Pink powder puff stand the test of time? Tune in to find out!

Wii Music Game Review

Is Wii Music, Music to the ears? Or is it a noise makers for toddlers? Tune in to find out!

Chrono Trigger (Snes/PSX/DS) Game Review

This by far the grandest review I have ever done! This review is 45 minutes long and is covered in over 5 parts. God bless and Happy gaming!

Rayman Raving Rabbids TV Party (Wii) Review

The crazy Bunnies are back. What do me and the Mrs think? Find out in part 1 of the review.